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Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:23:00 -0400

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Ending all confusion

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 11:26:16 -0400

The “O” as in Oscar, is Zer0’s Fat Brother.

You were born when?!

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 21:37:42 -0400

There should be an age restriction for technology. If not a restriction, a separate queue just for those customers.

Wahhhhh!!!!

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 08:25:19 -0400

If you act like a baby, you will be treated like one, but spoken to like an adult.

-Insourced

"The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly..."

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 11:32:00 -0400

“The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.”

- Thomas Carlyle

Caught in one of Gargamel's traps!

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 10:26:04 -0400

Those “Smurf Berries” you bought for $99 inside of that game were not purchased with $murf Bucks…

"Plain and simple, not all reps are created equal."

Sat, 13 Aug 2011 09:20:55 -0400

“Plain and simple, not all reps are created equal.”

- Insourced

Give me a couple min...

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 10:12:21 -0400

As a Technical Support Advisor I am graded on many metrics. One of those being how quickly I can resolve your issue, so I can assist another customer waiting.

Customer: Hey, just give me a couple minutes, I need a coffee break.

Advisor: [mute button] DAMN.

Syncing

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 14:00:02 -0400

I have named my MP3 Player to “The Titanic”. When I connect it, it reads, Syncing The Titanic.

I can't Login...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 10:04:54 -0400

Tech Advisor: Go ahead and go to forgotmypassword.company.com
Customer: Why don't they call it imanidiot.company.com?

Help!

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 09:54:49 -0400

HELP!

intransitive verb

1: give assistance or support —often used with out helps out with the housework

2: to be of use or benefit

“How Can I help You”

“I’m here to help”

“Help me, help you”

“Help me I’m lost, confused, aggravated,”

Who does Tech Support Call for Tech Support?

There is always a front-line for Tech Support, usually the first person you speak to. Then there are specialists for each division or product. Generally, there is a second Tier of support like a supervisor or manager. The second Tier has resources not available to the front-line support to contact the engineering department or submit a technical issue ticket request.

"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help."

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 23:42:25 -0400

“He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.”

- Abraham Lincoln